swag like ducks

I had the best bukkake yesterday

the udon kind of bukkake, not the cum kind, sheesh!

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—	My housemate Jessi actually said this (via dreamunicorn)

little beast

A Bulldog That Sounds Like An Elephant

pug

thats me in the pic

Going to an animal themed 21st tonight and I need to draw whiskers on my face.

What do I use for this? Sharpie? Will that even come off?

c-cat boy…

I would like somebody to make me dinners and pat my head :<